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1. “When Pushkin comes to shovekin.” – Mike (submission: Beth)
2. “Why did you come here? … Towanda around.” – Tommye (submission: Deb)
3. “Do you remember what card you were dealt?” – Mike. Was that a catch-the-liar question or not or both?
4. “All at the same time?” – Tommye after the lengthy list of possible burger condiments at Kick’s in Towanda.
5. “Do you like Mike Mikottis?” – John Hoffman trying to winnow out the one holding the Ace of Pomeranians. (submission: Deb)
6. Head cut off gesture, pop off head motion, put on platter, offer – Deb’s charade for Salome
7. “In 50 years I’ve never seen a duplicate, Ed.” – said prior to the first of three charade Ozes
8. Williams Bay — MJ, with the impossible guessing game.
9. “Oh dear, here comes Mrs. Vrooman with her loaf cart.” (The Queen, despite her better judgment, commands me …)
10. The Lobster Lover’s Lament (Genre: Country/Western). “The window shades are drawn, my wife’s face is drawn, the bank man says my account is OVER-drawn. But my butter ain’t hardly drawn at all. What’s a man to dip his two-tined fork in?”
11. “Nothing with a tail or a foot” – Bryan’s wine buying guide
12. “Everyone knows we’re wending.”
13. “They call me the Butcher of Bloomington.” – Richard II, aka the artistic director.
14. “This replica plaque honoring that replacement tree … ”